-Look you guys, we're really really sorry about this whole situation. But think about it, who would have thought someone could do something like this?

-Well... I mean some of you all kind of came with the same idea earlier, but really it's ok. We just want some peace and quiet right now.

- Yea peace and quiet... right. You see we have decided, to make up for all these mishaps, to give you a country of your own. An entire country!

- Oh... thats nice. We've always been kind of fond of Russia. Could we get a little spot on the map there?

- Unfortunately not. They're not in on the deal. They still kind of want to strangle you.

- Ok. So where are we going?

- The middle east! Your origins! Back to the roots!

-Excuse me?

- Palestine! The land of Abraham!

- Haha.... seriously?

-Yeah, it'll be great! You'll get Jerusalem back, and all those other places you keep wining about.

- But we haven't really been there for the last couple of hundred years... don't you think it's other people living there by now?

- No. It's not a populated area.

- Ok. But still. I think it will be kind of hostile there. Can't we get Albania instead?

- No Palestine it is and that's that. If you need our help we'll give you all the weapons you might need.

-Wow... that's scary but nice. But why cant we go someplace peaceful instead?

- Huh?